WHO WE ARE
Our
Current Leadership Team
The leadership team is in charge of arranging our
participation in nationwide MBA soccer tournaments, friendly games against
other schools, weekly practices, and the bar we attend after our friendly
games. In theory, they should also manage the team during our soccer games,
but they know so little about soccer that we leave that to fate.

Tony Duynstee (El Capitan aka Mr. President)
Tony
hails from the soccer mecca of Orange County, CA, where toe punts and long,
go-for-broke desperation passes are the norm. Although not offensive-minded, we try to
keep him out of the defensive so as to minimize our chances of scoring on
our own goal. As club president, he
has found a niche place of value on the squad as the team equipment
manager. His potential to bring star
power to the team lies in the hands of his wife, who we’re desperately
recruiting to add futból legitimacy to our club.

Dave Mannix (VP, Fields,
Intramurals, and “Friendly Games”)
David gives new definition to the
word “intimidation” through a combination of overwhelming slowness and a
general lack of foot skills. Often
seen on the pitch staring into the clouds and reminiscing about days when
he was more limber, David is a true anchor for the Haas team’s defensive
squad. David is currently in charge
of intramurals and field organization for the Haas Soccer Club, and after
graduation, he hopes to weasel his way into a head coaching position for
the U.S. women’s national team.

Rodolfo Saravia (VP,
Irrelevant Communications)
Rodolfo started playing soccer when
he was five in his native Guatemala. Amazingly enough, you would have
guessed that he learned how to play during the Fall of 2007 as a minimum
requirement to be amongst the HSC leadership team. He pulls off the
impossible task of never holding his position while simultaneously not
running during the entire game. As VP of Communications, Rodolfo periodically
sends emails no one ever reads because every person who receives an email
with his name on it automatically deletes it.

Kris
Harders (VP, Finance)
Kris brings the suave Miami style
to the club. He blames his performance on the field to injuries he got
while playing his favorite sport: fly-fishing. Apart from his taste for
“extreme sports”, Kris likes to harass players who have not paid their club
dues by constantly emailing them and posting their pictures at the
Courtyard with the headline “Wanted”.
The former Leadership Teams
2006-2007
2005-2006
2004-2005
Our Members

The Club has over 70 members
from all over the world! Five continents and more than 30 different
countries are represented in our organization. Moreover, all levels are
represented... from 'extremely bad' to 'horrible' and from 'can kick the
ball' to 'can pass the ball'. Also both genders participate in our club.
Who said soccer was only for boys? We don't care about your level, gender,
color, or race... just come enjoy The Passion!
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